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"The Invitation" dir. by Jessica M. Thompson


"The Invitation"
Where I watched it: Amazon Prime

Not to be confused with "The Invitation" with Logan Marshall-Green or "The Invitation" with Lance Henriksen.

This "The Invitation" centers around a young woman who, feeling lonely, decides to take a DNA test revealing a 2nd cousin of ultra posh British decent. She agrees to fly out to jolly old England to meet more of her relatives and attend a lavish wedding at a mansion owned by a charming, rich, sexy aristocrat named De Ville (subtlety is not this movie's forte). It's a delightful romance until it is not. Blimey!

Two thirds Hallmark movie, one third shitty horror movie.

This movie was originally released in theaters with a PG-13 rating but now that it's online and available for everyone to see without parental restriction it is rated R for CGI gore, one f-bomb and some side boob.

This is another one of those movies where the contrast is brought up so high that barely anything is visible in the dark scenes which make up the majority of the movie. Nothing will ever be as dark as "AvP: Requiem" lighting wise but this was in the same ballpark.

It's got a twist that I'm willing to bet is revealed in the trailer.

Overall, a throwaway movie that probably couldn't have been good even if it succeeded at what it was trying to do.

3/10
 
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