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"Lvx Æterna" dir. by Gaspar Noé


"Lvx Æterna"

Where I watched it: Blu-ray

Gaspar Noé has been a huge inspiration to me ever since I saw Enter The Void, a film that I still consider one of my all time favorites. His movies are rollercoaster rides through the scariest of territories. In Enter the Void we got "Death: the ride." In Climax we got "Drug Overdose: the ride." And now we have "Being a woman in film: the ride."

Always a misery trip but always profoundly eye-opening.

A lot of Gaspar's work tends to be anxiety inducing and leaves the viewer in a state of discomfort while watching... but by its nature leaves the audience pondering and ruminating on its content for quite some time afterwards.

While I watched "Lvx Æterna" (Eternal Light) I experienced those familiar Gaspar Noé vibes: dread, anxiety and ultimately... hopelessness.

"Lvx Æterna" follows Charlotte Gainsbourg (playing herself) as she prepares to film a scene in a movie where she plays a witch that is burned at the stake. It follows her journey from the green room to the set and while this may not seem like content worthy of making a whole film about, it showcases how women are treated and handled on set. It's disturbing. It's deeply distressing.

To make matters more chaotic, the film is mostly shown in split screen, sometimes having actors speaking in English on one screen and in French on the other. At one point in the movie, an Australian actress says, "I can't f***ing understand anything these people are saying to me!" as her frustrations about being shoved from one holding spot to the next by film crew becomes increasingly overwhelming for her.

Béatrice Dalle gives an amazing performance (apparently a lot of it was improvised). Charlotte Gainsbourg does great too. Everyone delivers, even when they are designed to be unlikeable.

If you have an aversion to strobe lights you might have to be careful going into this. It's definitely the most intense strobing I've ever seen. It's by design that it actually physically hurts to keep your eyes open. It's absolutely genius in my opinion.

The film is a snippet of a chaotic day on set but its allegory is much larger than it appears. The witch hunt symbolizes the century old mis-trust that men have of women, especially women that demonstrate power of any sort. Sexocide is what they refer to it as. And unlike witches, it's a very real thing.

This film might be hard to get your hands on, it was originally screened at film festivals in 2019 but has not been released on streaming platforms or physical mediums until just now and I had to get a limited run copy from Vinegar Syndrome online.

But if you do end up seeing it, I think you'll be glad you did. Maybe that won't click while you're watching it, but it definitely will later.

Also... it's only 50 mins long.

Another victory for Gaspar. I'm terrified to experience the dementia ride with "Vortex."

9/10

"Thank God I'm an Atheist."

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