"Hellraiser: Judgement" dir. by Gary J. Tunnicliffe

First off let me talk about the bad stuff.... It's a cop procedural masked as a Hellraiser film which gets boring as fuuuuck about 30 minutes (or less) into the movie. It is very low budget, the camera work is kind of like an Asylum movie or stuff you'd see on the SyFy channel. They re-use shots of Pinhead in the film, even though he's barely in it. They didn't have adequate prosthetics to make the Chatterer chatter. The acting was absolutely atrocious. The ending looked like it was shot on someone's cell phone. (Actually I think it was shot on a super cheap drone... like those ones that cost less that 100 bucks) The story/twist ending made no sense at all.
The good stuff.... Some of the gore was good, although clearly they didn't have the budget to show much. The new Pinhead wasn't as bad looking as the last one... and the acting was better on his part but he has so little screen time there isn't much to go off of. Some of the deaths were innovative... i.e. the dog in the womb and the hands holding eyeballs in the playground.
If I had to rate this movie... which I don't.... I'd give it a 2/10

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