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"Bohemian Rhapsody" dir. by Bryan Singer

 



Bohemian Crapsody should not have been nominated for best picture. It was a total mess. The script for this was literally an adaptation of Queen's Wikipedia page. Did they really need to show 15 full minutes of the Live Aid reenactment? Wouldn't it have saved a bunch of money and been a much better homage to Freddie Mercury if they just played the actual concert footage? Also the direction/cinematography is exactly like that of a Bryan Singer X-Men film. Super flat. Every scene is backlit and blown out. I watched it on Blu Ray and I swear some shots were out of focus. I don't particularly care for Queen so this movie really did nothing for me. But beyond that there didn't really appear to be a story or any stakes. It was just a glimpse into the band's various moments of conceptualizing their most popular songs. They came up with the songs. They played the songs. People liked the songs. The movie ended. They tried to enhance the dramatic end of the film by throwing in this Freddie Mercury going solo subplot which never even happened in real life and also really had no consequence in the film. The only aspects I liked were Rami Malek's performance and the bass players quips. I give this spicy chicken rhapsody a 3/10.

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