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"Dear Evan Hansen" dir. by Stephen Chbosky



"Dear Evan Hansen"

Where I watched it: Crave

Yikes. Just... what the hell.... wow.

This thing is like a David Wain movie, how old is the guy playing Evan Hansen lol. Not only is this guy like 20 years older than the high school kid he's trying to play but he has such a comical way about his reactions, line deliveries, song deliveries... he kinda reminded me of Dennis from Alway Sunny mixed with Jessie Eisenberg mixed with Jerry Seinfeld.

Despite rather serious content matter, I found myself chuckling quite a lot. I think this story is playing it pretty close to the real life Million Little Pieces controversy where the author sold his book as a memoir when really it was a work of fiction.

I was crying with laughter at the scene where Connor's mom invites Evan Hansen to dinner and fills in the blanks whenever Evan tries to speak.

Evan: We never really hung out...
Connor's mom: Because you didn't consider it "hanging out" because it was much more special to you two than that
Evan: No.
Connors mom: "No" was the one word you two couldn't say when asked to spend time together.
Evan: I'm telling you we were never...
Connor's mom: Apart from one another.
Evan: Would you let me...
Connor's mom: Talk about your friendship with Connor? Of course Evan, please speak.
Evan: I...
Connor's mom: You truly did love Connor! And he loved you too! Oh, you two went on the wildest of adventures, never leaving each other's side, prepared to take on the world if need be! A love so pure that it could not be broken even in death. A bond of such dedication and strength that very few would know how deep the connection between the two of you was. Sorry, Evan... go on...

While there isn't much that is memorable in this, I must say that it's a movie I may never forget. During the Connor Foundation montage, I felt my body give up the fight against covid. I can literally pinpoint the exact moment that Covid took over... it was right when all the little clips from the montage turned into a mosaic of Connor.

I was told that this film was responsible for the Broadway show being shut down.

For me, this was a laugh riot... the guy playing Evan Hansen is just too funny to take seriously at all. The other actors are alright and the songs are pretty meh. It makes no sense that Connor's sister would still be at all interested in hanging with him after all that happened.

I'm giving this Hansen brother a:
Mmmflop/10

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